i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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