They should really pass out barf bags in church
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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