I faked an abortion last night.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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