we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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