i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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