Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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