She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize