Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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