Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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