yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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