I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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