U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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