Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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