ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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