There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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