we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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