hell yes lets make some ravioli
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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