Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
