Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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