Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
