So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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