um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We are two peas in an std pod
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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