dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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