She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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