Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.