You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?