tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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