Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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