New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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