There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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