SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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