He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Princesses don't give blow jobs
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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