I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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