That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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