Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
The uberlube is also flammable
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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