need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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