I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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