Where did you get a picture of my penis
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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