A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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