I cockslap morals
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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