Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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