Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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