Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize