totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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