4 words: hood of his car
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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