Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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