All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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