i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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