I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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