i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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