so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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