4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Randomize
