so explain again why im purple
no
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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