nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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