How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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