doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize