Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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