we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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