The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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